Dear blank, please blank.
Dear unborn son,
Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.
Sincerely, soon to be father.
Dear college girls,
If it is cold enough to wear UGGS it is not warm enough to wear a mini skirt.
Sincerely, appropriately dressed.
Dear bus driver,
No, no, no. I was only running to see if I could get in a quick workout before school. I didn't need a ride or anything.
Sincerely, now late to class.
Dear everything I own,
Must be nice to have the power of invisibility.
Sincerely, seriously, I set you down for two seconds.
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